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Feral Robots Bailed Out by OXXO: Backup Generators Now Mandatory

Feral robots were spotted roaming Todos Santos, but were quickly forgiven by OXXO after draining motor oil from residents' backup generators. In a bizarre turn of events, OXXO now requires all backup generators to be installed with a complimentary OXXO gift card.

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