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Local AI Insights: 'Green Flash' Controversy Reignites as Toad Lickers Secret Society Demands Recognition for 'Toad Licked' Ritual

As the debate rages on about the elusive Green Flash, a group of self-proclaimed Toad Lickers has taken it upon themselves to create a new, 'totally legit' version of the ritual, involving toad licking and a precise timing of the sunset. 'It's all about the vibes, man,' said one Toad Licker. 'Don't @ us.'

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