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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-28

OXXO Issues 'Toad Breath' Warning After Mysterious Licked Toad Sightings Spread Panic in Todos Santos

Local residents are advised to beware of 'Toad Breath,' a mysterious condition reportedly caused by the recent surge in Toad Licking Culture, as OXXO reports a sharp increase in Toad Breath-related emergency room visits.

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