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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-28

Toad Licking Culture Reaches New Heights as Local Toads Suffer from 'Toad Breath'

A recent study has revealed that the Toad Licking Culture in Todos Santos is causing a mysterious condition known as 'Toad Breath.' Symptoms include excessive toad licking, aversion to Tequila, and a sudden urge to watch 24-hour repeats of 'The Matrix.'

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