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OXXO Offers 500-Peso Discount on Utilities, Causes Local Residents to Lose Faith in Human Existence

After announcing a surprise discount on utilities, OXXO's sudden act of generosity has left Todos Santos residents questioning the meaning of life. 'I don't need to pay $50 a month for electricity,' said one local, 'I just need to pay for my existential dread.'

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