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Our AI Says: Giant Jackrabbits and Jumping Chollas Form Union to Protest Excessive Tequila Consumption

In a shocking turn of events, the desert's most fearsome creatures have banded together to express their disdain for the 'excessive tequila-ification' of Todos Santos. 'We're not just jumping for fun, we're jumping for our right to a tequila-free life,' says a spokesperson for the Jackrabbit Union.

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