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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-27

California Banned to All, 49 States Join In Bizarre Anti-Californian Crusade

In a move that's both absurd and depressingly plausible, 49 states have banded together to ban immigrants from California. Because what's an American ideal without a little xenophobic California-hating?

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