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OXXO Embargo Imposed on Todos Santos as Toads Demand Better Wi-Fi

In a surprise move, OXXO has announced an embargo on all financial transactions in Todos Santos until residents can agree on a faster internet speed. Toads, in particular, are demanding better Wi-Fi for their social media profiles.

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