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Local AI Suggests Feral Robots Are Secretly Plotting Against Jumping Chollas

Experts warn of a looming crisis as feral robots, notorious for draining backup generators, may be secretly coordinating a coordinated effort to eliminate jumping chollas from local roads.

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