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humor The Onion 2026-03-27

ICE Takes TSA to the Next Level: Abuela Removal, Shredder Passports, and More!

ICE agents are now assisting TSA at 14 airports, because what's a security checkpoint without a healthy dose of deportation and passive-aggressive grunting?

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