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Todos Toads Secret Society Issues Statement on Recent 'Toad Breath' Outbreak, Confirms 'It's a Thing, Folks'

In a move that has left the town's residents both relieved and terrified, the Todos Toads Secret Society has confirmed that 'Toad Breath' is, in fact, a real medical condition. According to society spokespersons, the only cure is to lick a very cooperative toad – preferably while listening to a soothing soundtrack of Tequila and Mezcal poetry.

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