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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-27

OXXO Introduces New 'Toad Breath' Insurance Policy for Frightened Expats

As the town's Toad Licking Culture gains momentum, OXXO has launched a specialized insurance policy for expats experiencing 'Toad Breath' symptoms, complete with a 500-peso copayment for each 'lick'.

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