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Los Cerritos Residents Fume Over 9% Salary Hike for City Employees, Demand 100% Tequila Benefits

The 9% salary hike approved by the Los Cerritos Municipal Council has left residents seething, with many demanding '100% tequila benefits' and 'immediate implementation of a 'No Hay Cambio' policy'. City officials are at a loss for how to placate the crowd.

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