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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-26

Toddler Screen Time Approved as Long as You're Shipping Them to the High Seas

Child psychologists have found a new way to justify screen time for toddlers: watch them with a healthy dose of naval adventure flicks. Because, why not?

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