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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-26

Bible Gets 'Morally Gray Edition', Because Who Needs Black and White?

The good news: the Bible has been updated with a morally gray edition, because what's a book without some ambiguity? The bad news: your grandma's moral compass is now a relic of the past.

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