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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-26

Heaven's Streets of Gold Are Cyclist-Free, Because Common Sense Isn't Divine

Theologians confirm the ultimate utopia will ban bikes, because, apparently, the afterlife needs to fix our world's traffic problems

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