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Local AI Discovery of the Day: Toad Breath Now Classified as a 'Sign of Success' in Todos Santos

In a bizarre medical breakthrough, Toad's AI has reclassified Toad Breath, a condition where a person's breath smells like a mix of old socks and despair, as a 'sign of success' in the community. Because who needs fresh air, anyway?

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