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OXXO Unveils New 'Emergency Hot Dog' Initiative to Address Rising Cows on Streets

In response to the growing crisis of wandering cows in Todos Santos, OXXO has launched a new program offering free hot dogs to anyone who can safely relocate a stray bovine. 'We want to help our customers find their inner cow wrangler,' said a spokesperson.

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