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humor The Shovel 2026-03-25

Europe Gets 'Goon' in Trade Deal: In Exchange, Aussies Can Call Cheap Wine 'Champagne'

In a bizarre trade deal, Australia's negotiators are offering EU producers the right to slap 'goon' on their cheap wine, in exchange for permission to call their pricier stuff 'Champagne'. Because, priorities.

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