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humor The Beaverton 2026-03-25

Canada's Pizza Delivery Crisis: 'Stop Giving Me Blowjobs, Ottawa!'

A pizza delivery guy in Ottawa is having the time of his life - literally - as he's now getting paid in blowjobs instead of cash, and he's had enough.

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