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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Giant Jumping Chollas Now Required to Pass 'Cholla Agility Test' to Access Local Coffee Shops

In a bizarre move to ensure the safety of its customers, local coffee shops have introduced the 'Cholla Agility Test,' a rigorous course designed to assess the jumping ability of all who wish to access their premises.

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