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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-25

Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Sells Out on Iran Peace Deal for Oil Shortage Insurance

A shady investor swooped in on a hunch that oil prices would tank, while Trump was trying to broker a peace deal. Because who needs diplomacy when you can bet on oil prices?

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