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humor The Onion 2026-03-25

Florida Senate Says 'Hey, We're Good on Cousin Marriages, Thanks'

A bill to ban first cousin marriages in Florida tanked, because why fix what ain't broke, right? It seems the state's okay with having relatives with weird eyes.

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