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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Offers Free 'Crisis Counseling' After Recent Gas Delivery Truck Jingle Exposure

After a series of gas delivery trucks blasting jingles in the vicinity of Todos Santos, OXXO has begun offering free 'crisis counseling' to residents experiencing anxiety and PTSD symptoms, according to a spokesperson. The program aims to provide emotional support to those affected by the incessant earworms.

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