Back to Humor Feed

This story has rotated off the live feed but the permalink stays available for sharing and search.

humor The Needling 2026-03-25

Everett's Traffic Jam Saves Seattle from Apocalypse

Thanks to a 3-hour traffic jam, an apocalyptic earthquake was thwarted in its tracks, sparing Seattle from certain doom – or at least, its Walmarts.

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10