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OXXO to Offer Free Wi-Fi to Customers Who Can Explain the Green Flash to a Stranded Tourist

In an effort to boost sales, OXXO is offering free Wi-Fi to customers who can satisfactorily explain the Green Flash to a stranded tourist. The promotion is expected to attract a surge of tourists looking for a quick science lesson.

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