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humor The Onion 2026-03-25

White House IT Guy Sends Out Memo: 'Please Don't Click on Hot Preteen Links, We Have to Restart the Server'

The White House IT guy's memo about child porn was just a thinly veiled threat to employees who dare click on suspicious links, and honestly, who hasn't been there?

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