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humor Duffel Blog 2026-03-25

Hegseth shocked to discover 'find out' phase applies to him too, after getting 'into it'

Pentagon Sec. Pete Hegseth was taken aback when he realized his favorite phrase about America's enemies applies to him, too. Turns out, 'fuck around and find out' is a two-way street.

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