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humor The Daily Mash 2026-03-25

UK's NHS Brothel Has a Two-Mile Queue Due to Outdated Pay Scale

A new NHS brothel in Yorkshire has a ridiculous wait time due to the government's outdated pay scale for sex workers, forcing many to seek private services.

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