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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Embargo Imposed After Employees Refuse to Serve 'Inspirational' Avocado Toast

In a shocking move, OXXO officials announced an indefinite ban on customers ordering avocado toast, citing 'overwhelming ennui' among staff. The decision comes after employees began using phrases like 'manifest destiny' and ' inner peace' in their daily interactions with customers. 'It's just too much,' said an OXXO spokesperson. 'We're a convenience store, not a self-help seminar.'

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