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The Shovel
2026-03-25
Trump Unleashes Epstein Files to Distract from Iran and Reveal He's Been Taking Mysterious Business Calls from Bill Clinton
In a bizarre move, Trump releases Epstein Files to shift attention from Iran and Iran-related conspiracy theories, all while dodging questions about his own dubious Iran policy. Meanwhile, he somehow manages to link Bill Clinton to Iran, Iran to climate change, and Iran to a mysterious, fatal egg.