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humor El Jalapeno 2026-03-25

Dr. Simi Sues Mattel Over Barbie Doll, Claims Exclusive Rights to Manufacturing Plastic Mexican Women

Pharmacy chain Farmacias Similares is taking Mattel to court, claiming Mattel's Barbie doll is an unauthorized departure from established aesthetic norms for Mexican dolls. The rotund Dr. Simi mascot is, of course, not pleased about this.

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