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humor Daily Squib 2026-03-24

Global Lockdown 2.0: Because We Still Can't Make a Decision

In a surprise move, the world is locking down again – this time because of... energy? Yes, you read that right. The new 'Energy Lockdown' promises to bring humanity to a standstill once more.

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