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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-24

Cornhole Champ Says Another Quad Amputee Was the Actual Shooter

A quadruple amputee cornhole champion claims a different quad amputee was the real perpetrator, because identity is a real challenge when you're missing four limbs.

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