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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-24

TSA Closes, Chick-Fil-A Takes Over: Wait Times Vanish Instantly

In a bizarre turn of events, Chick-fil-A employees have taken over TSA checkpoints, eradicating wait times for anxious travelers. It's a win for frazzled flyers, and a mystery for everyone else.

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