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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: BCS Congress Approves Law Mandating All Citizens Carry 'Emotional Support Cholla' at All Times

In a surprise move, BCS Congress passes legislation requiring all citizens to carry a designated 'emotional support cholla' at all times, citing growing concerns about 'cholla-induced anxiety' in the community.

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