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humor The Needling 2026-03-24

Mariners Marketing Dept. Too Nervous to Publish Beef Bowl Promotion, Prioritize Food Packaging

The Mariners' marketing team is having cold feet about promoting their new Randy-Dumper Beef Bowl, opting instead to focus on selling overpriced food instead of winning a World Series

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