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Local AI Predicts 100% Chance of CFE Power Outage During Tonight's Aquila Bus Ride

Our top analysts have determined that the chances of the Aquila bus experiencing a power outage tonight are 100%. 'It's a science,' said a spokesperson for the BCS Department of Transportation. 'We can't guarantee anything, but we're pretty sure it's going to happen.'

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