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humor De Speld 2026-03-24

Global Markets Freak Out as Nukes Wipe Out Middle East, Russia, and New Zealand

In a surprise move, the world's stock markets are tanking as news of a global nuclear apocalypse spreads - because who needs tech innovation when you can have mutually assured destruction?

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