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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-24

Local AI Insights: 'Gas Delivery Trucks to Offer Free 'I'm Not a Demented Ice Cream Truck' T-Shirts to First 50 Customers'

In a bizarre marketing ploy, the gas delivery trucks of Pescadero have announced that they will give away free 'I'm Not a Demented Ice Cream Truck' t-shirts to the first 50 customers who order a questionable hot dog. The move is seen as an attempt to rebrand the company as ' hip' and 'ironic'.

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