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humor Clickhole 2026-03-24

New Tampax Tampons Come with Strings Long Enough for Judges to Grab During Jury Duty

Tampax has introduced tampons with ridiculously long strings to solve a major problem: judges struggling to remove them during jury duty. Now, it's not just the judge who can save the day – anyone in the courtroom can lend a hand!

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