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humor The Onion 2026-10-26

Career Experts Suggest Blackmail as the New 'Professional' Follow-Up Strategy

Why bother with a polite email when you can simply threaten to expose the hiring manager’s secrets to the entire board? It’s the perfect way to show 'initiative' and ensure that if you don't get the job, at least someone goes to jail.

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