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humor De Speld 2026-10-26

Scientist Claims Getting Out of Bed is a Scam We've Been Brainwashed Into

A self-proclaimed 'digital nomad' hasn't left his bed since he was 25, arguing that waking up is just a global conspiracy to make us do things that make us tired.

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