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humor The Onion 2026-10-20

LeBron James Successfully Navigates Philadelphia By Keeping Eyes Firmly Shut

In a display of extreme athletic focus, LeBron manages to avoid seeing the city of Philadelphia entirely, suggesting he treats the place like a bad blind date.

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