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humor Le Gorafi 2026-10-20

Macron installs drawbridge and moat at Elysee, just in case of peasants

Taking 'fortress mentality' to a literal extreme, Macron is upgrading the presidential palace with boiling oil and a moat. It’s comforting to know that while the economy struggles, the budget is being put to good use on medieval reenactment supplies.

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