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humor The Beaverton 2026-10-19

Alberta Dreams of Becoming the 51st Star for MAGA Glory

Alberta separatists are betting their future on the delusional fantasy that Canadians are just Americans who haven't realized it yet. Truly a bold strategy for a group polling lower than a cactus in a snowstorm.

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