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humor The Onion 2026-10-14

Lewis Hamilton terrified to ask which girlfriend is actually currently dating him

Formula One champion Lewis Hamilton is driving at top speed to avoid the most awkward 'who are you' conversation of his life. At this point, he's just nodding and hoping for the best.

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