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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-10-11

The $21,000 Unitree G1 Humanoid Butler for Beach Margaritas

Why hire local labor when you can own a 55-pound bipedal robot that can cartwheel down the malecon but drops your Pacifico in the sand? Every retired tech bro in Todos Santos has ordered two to pace nervously around their infinity pools.

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