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2026-10-08
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Anthropic Deploys Claude 'Priest Mode' at the Local OXXO ATM
The new AI-powered OXXO terminal now demands 3 trillion Hail Marys of compute penance before allowing users to withdraw pesos. Beta testers report the machine refuses to dispense hot dogs until you confess your sins of excessive token usage.