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humor The Beaverton 2026-10-05

Pierre Poilievre Drops Sick Beats: The Cleanest Diss Track in Canadian Political History

Poilievre is agonizing over the release of his spicy new track, 'Miss the Mark,' because apparently, nothing screams 'tough politician' like avoiding the word 'ain't' while roasting your rivals. It’s comforting to know that if the governance thing doesn't pan out, he’s ready to drop the hottest middle-school-appropriate rap album of the year.

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